:: I can not be silent!
The last time I bought a swimsuit in years Milavitsa 7.6 commercials ago. I still swim in it. This winter, when we started going to the pool, I perepal sporting a red bathing suit, so that the problem of bathing suit was forgotten until recent days.
new swimsuit, I would like a long time. But there was no need for one-off cases has always been the same seven years ago with Chinese dragons on the pope. True dragons stretched and periodically tried to swim to stay, when I tried to leave the water ... The terms were simple: convenient to be able to dissect it all day, to quickly Cox (meaning without pushapov and other pads) and a simple color.
So, the point first - TC "Mirror". 3-4 points with the same choice. The same firm. Prices - up to 150 sput. And all of these 150 sput. went to undoing a couple of triangles of fabric rhinestones, sequins and other bleskuchey figotoy. O horror! Glitters, shimmers, falling off! I'm too old for this, I do not need a swimsuit for a party. I want it to swim actually swim! And believe me, jellyfish and crabs absolutely pofigu in glamorous gold embroidery on my right chest and left polupopii! Plus all this pseudo-luxury really unpleasant to the touch.
Go ahead, find a couple more points with another choice. Smaller rhinestones, sequins less, instead of them between the cups dangle a pseudo-shell and other trinkets. Price? 300 sput. Goodbye - for the money I'd buy myself sandals and another 10 kg of nectarines on top! But
swimsuit needed. Is desperately needed - hachu-Nimaga-cry-I'm dying! We decide to walk to the shopping center "Europe" - a couple of years ago they bought something simple and inexpensive.
slight digression. Swimsuit dream looks about like this - style. I knew that I wanted the moon, because such a blunt style is unpopular, and it can not be found or if the catches, it is usually the size of 2 * Pamela Anderson. Why it is considered that such a style only for the huge chest, and where I take them so! But then at least give me an upper hand to those two triangles do not crawl on the rope in a circle and I did not have time to watch where every cover my left breast, not whether it crept away under his arm! Let them will be sewn tightly and I will always know that everything is in place. In response, I was immediately offered a cup underwired. Nearest-and-in! Yes, this is a universal form, yes, stopudovo she will sit. But why should I as a swimsuit bra? Is not it easier just in bra and dissect - the more they somehow I have enough:) In general, a complicated man that I am, aha.
So, we came to "Europe". And lo! That same form, almost the same color. And I wonder in it as well. Oh, those black and white peas. I look in the style of American pin-up'a 60-ies! Divinely ... The last set. How much? HOW !?!?!?!?!?! 120 .... dollars? But where is such and such! $ 120 worth leather bag of my dreams, and I reluctantly gave the money just because I live without it I can not! Feel the difference: Leather unmatched unique bag that I wear every day and a couple of pieces of tissue in peas in the best case for two weeks a year? Damn, damn, damn! Where is the justice? Yes, yes, we think, Og, the last set, yes, yes ... Goodbye, swimsuit my dreams!
While I'm in a slight shock and upset feelings, we go into another mini-shop, little hands to pull another bikini, immediately questioning "And how do ?"... and quickly withdraw your fingers and pyatimsya to the exit ... Million two hundred - million five hundred ... No, I will write numerals. 1200000 - 1500000! Half million. One and a half! Million! Money! 500 bucks. Five-hundred. That is what you really think that if I were a rich little girl Papic, who can not afford a swimsuit for half a million, I'm going to fly it in the bay shopping center? Or I'd prefer a thread pretentious boutique?
And while my hair stir on terror, we will quietly crawl on hell home. Farewell, swimsuit my dreams, and again hello dragon to the pope. The world is cruel and unjust. Curtain.
this story will end completely at random a happy ending, which is amazing and returns me faith in this world:) I went to Nemiga for beads, and those 10 minutes that were left before the opening, I decided to hang out at the very Nemige. Easily and discreetly I have in the bag were two light shirts, and then in the lingerie department, I stumbled upon prostoy_chernyy_kupalnik_ bez_strazov. Grabbing a bunch of it and a couple of multi-colored pile up, I ran into the dressing. He was perfect, my простой_черный_купальник_без_стразов. Did not crawl, sitting as a glove, all everywhere regulated, and without a hope of crashing. However, the most pleasant thing in my простом_черном_купальнике_без_стразов - it birochka with a price. 75 sput. for a simple black happiness. I passed it houses a half-day. And I'd love to come to it to work today:) And the beads I have not bought it, now.
Dreams sbyva-a-ayutstsa (voice of Yuri Antonov)
Beskartinok, just to scratch the language:)
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